TIPS FOR CHEATERS.

alrite fellows.... i see that DP is filled with playas n' playa wannabes.... if u're an 'experienced infidel' u'll find this useful, and likewise if u're a rookie, u ought to take notes....


me & my buddies did some thinkin' n' we're glad than an extra-marital affair is no longer considered a 'taboo concept' anymore ---- and both men and women are indulging in unfaithful conduct on a routine basis, everyday, irrespective of the recent ruling by our Supreme Court which awards compensation to spouses who have suffered as a result of an unfaithful spouse. its sickening, i know.


in fact, 'infidelity' is my forte. therefore, i would offer the following as 'cautionary advice':


- make all payments (i.e.: hotels, meals, etc.) by CASH ONLY, so that there is no audit trail left behind whatsoever.


- try and avoid ‘public outings’ (e.g.: dinners, clubs, etc.) as much as possible. if you run in to people who know you and your spouse/gf, make sure you have an appropriate (and convincing) line of defence ready, and offer that preemptively, before even they ask.


- be subliminal (and discrete) during telephone conversations and e-mail exchanges. do not keep questionable 'entries' on your cell phone and/or BlackBerry/PDA devices, same goes for pictures in your laptop, car, office desk, etc.


- always have a back-up alibi, incase you may need to explain your absence to a spouse or a loved one.


- do your best to avoid 'evidentiary hints' that could give it away such as the smell of perfume (on you), lipstick mark on your PENIS, condoms inside your glove compartment, thongs/bras left behind inside your car, etc.


- never, and i reiterate NEVER, disclose the salacious contents of your liaisons to anyone; it may come back to haunt you. (and these days, even legal counsel can be compelled to break solicitor-client privilege and make involuntarily disclosures via a silly court/judicial order)


- keep the relationship purely on sexual/physical terms. once emotions get involved, things can get problematic ---- for both of you.


- make sure you maintain evidence of frequent communication with your cheating partner. otherwise, there may be a possibility that she could turn around and make frivolous & vexatious claims pertaining to sexual assault, martial wrongdoing, etc. and may even extort you for $$$$, with threats of exposing your 'booty calling' escapades to your gf, wife, family, etc.


- do not maintain on-line profiles (and pictorials) on dating related sites, due to obvious reasons.


- if you have an executive/admin assistant @ work who manages your schedules/client & internal meetings/etc., make absolute sure that she is not cognizant of your "extra-curricular" activities, if you seek 'good times' with your companion during business hours. allocate time slots for bogus entries that shows you are engaged in a corporate mandates of a useful nature.



furthermore, i (always) prefer that my ‘skanks’ be either ‘young & naive’ or ‘married &/or attached’. they're the most vulnerable and will please you the most. i tend to stay far away from women who are educated, independent, and intelligent. they are nothing but trouble and too talkative.



enjoy!


with much luv,
xoxoxo,


HMB.